I may look like a 12yo boy but at least my hair is soft and fluffy
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
Just take a moment to appreciate how he’s holding that doll.
someone please explain to me why a porn blog started following me
is it because i talk about sandor’s cock a lot
a gay porn blog has been following me for literally years and sometimes I see someone on my blog who came from their page and I’m like sorry friend you’re gonna have to find your dicks somewhere else
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
I need a Sherlock Discworld AU
John as Captain of the Watch
Sherlock as a dragon expert with his trusted swamp dragon Redbeard always by his side
dragony hijinx and romance ensues