Conny - 23 - Germany

Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock, In The Flesh, Doctor Who, Welcome to Night Vale, Cabin Pressure, musicals and other things I like.

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“Sherlock, have you been looking at porn on my computer? Naked women, I mean?”

“Not exactly my area, John. No. Hamish, however, was using your computer earlier yesterday.”

“And you weren’t supervising him?”

“I looked in on him from time to time. Why?”

“Well, he accidentally saved this stunning bit of black & white photography in the folder marked Family Album.”

“Ah, yes. Problem?”

“Yes, there’s a problem, Sherlock, he’s six years old. I think that’s a bit early to start looking at pornography, even soft-core stuff like this, and it’s definitely too early for him to be using my computer for his… his…”

“I believe the term you’re looking for is ‘wank bank’?”

“You think this is a joke?”

“No, John. And I can assure you Hamish was not looking at that photograph for any puerile reasons. He saved it in the family album because that’s where it belongs. It happens to be a photograph of my mother.”

“This woman… this woman here… in this photo… is your mother?”

“Yes, John. She was a sought-after artist’s model in Paris during her more rebellious days.If you examine her face, you can clearly see…”

“Oh God. Oh God, no. Shit. ….Shit. Oh, Shit.”

“What’s wrong, John?”

“Just… let’s just say I really, REALLY wish I’d asked you about this before last night. Okay?”

“Why? What did you do last… Oh. Oh, I see.”

“God.”

“Are you going to be all right, John?”

“Yes, I’m just going to have a lie-down, okay?”

“Certainly. Would you like a copy of the photo to take with you?”

“SHUT UP, FOR GOD’S SAKE!”

“As you wish, John.”

“Thank you.”

“I think we should have dinner with her tomorrow night.”

“I hate you so much right now.”

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Photo: Young, lovely Helen Mirren

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